australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 

this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

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breakinq:

following back heaps♡

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

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imaginebvbtonight:

My twitter account is fucking comedy gold. 

jardsard:

Pacific Rim (2013)

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There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

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,,

Write drunk, edit sober.

Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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his-fucking-infernal-majesty:

I'm not the best singer/song writer in the world but with this pen in my hand, these words in my heart and a army behind me, i'll fight forever.
- Andy Biersack

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